The Almost True Story of Mr. Sheffield

Mr. Sheffield, formally known as the Sheffinator in his high school years, is the most vivacious substitute of them all. Some of you may be appalled at my last statement, but I assure you he isnt the phlegmatic person he seems to be. To understand the mystery that is Mr. Sheffield we need to go back to his child years.

When Mr. Sheffield was a young lad, he didnt have any boring toy trucks, but he did have a very nondescript red stapler that he cherished very much. His magnanimous mother gave it to him. Mr. Sheffield loved his mother. She would always whet his mind with new ideas. She was very loquacious, and elucidated all that was confusing to Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield ascribed glory, laud, and honor to his mother. Then it happened, his mother had to take a mandatory trip to Cuba. Mr. Sheffield chose to stay in the US with his friends.

Little did Mr. Sheffield know, without his mother he would sink into a deep depression. Within days Mr. Sheffield turned into his antithesis, a mean bellicose bully. Mr. Sheffield used disparages to his advantage by saying that he would alleviate his victims pain for money. Mr. Sheffields edict was well known around the entire block that he lived on. He needed to be rescinded before it was too late.

When all seemed horrible, and Mr. Sheffield s life seemed to be going nowhere, something happened. The ghost of DPVL visited Mr. Sheffield. Mr. Sheffield came back to the good side with alacrity when he hear DPVLs words of wisdom. Afterwards, he lolled his head onto his pillow and fell asleep.

Now Mr. Sheffield has become the best substitute ever, and a good friend.